The Conners (2018) Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Keep on Truckin'2. Tangled up in Blue
3. There Won't be Blood
4. The Separation of Church and Dan
5. Miracles
6. One Flew Over the Conners'
7. Hold the Salt
8. O Sister, Where Art Thou?
9. Rage Against the Machine
10. Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher
11. We Continue to Truck
Season 2
1. Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity2. A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
3. The Preemie Monologues
4. Lanford... Lanford
5. Nightmare on Lunch Box Street
6. Tempest in a Stew Pot
7. Slappy Holidays
8. Lanford, Toilet of Sin
9. Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action
10. Throwing a Christian to a Bear
11. Mud Turtles, A Good Steak And One Man In A Tub
12. Live from Lanford
13. Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns
14. Bad Dads and Grads
Season 3
1. Keep On Truckin' Six Feet Apart2. Halloween and the Election vs. the Pandemic
3. Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette
4. Birthdays, Babies and Emotional Support Chickens
5. Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery
6. Protest, Drug Test And One Leaves The Nest
7. A Cold Mom, A Brother Daddy And A Prison Baby
8. Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas
9. Promotions, Podcasts and Magic Tea
10. Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?
11. Panic Attacks, Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass
12. A Stomach Ache, A Heartbreak And A Grave Mistake
13. Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers
14. Money, Booze And Lies
15. An Old Dog, New Tricks And A Ticket To Ride
16. A Fast Car, A Sudden Loss, And A Slow Decline
17. Regrets, Rehabs And Realtors
18. Cheating, Revelations And A Box Of Doll Heads
19. Jeopardé, Sobrieté, and Infidelité
20. Two Proposals, a Homecoming and a Bear
Season 4
1. Trucking Live in Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience2. Education, Corruption, and Damnation
3. Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion
4. The Wedding of Dan and Louise
5. Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and a River Runs Through It
6. Young Love, Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It
7. Let's All Push Our Hands Together for the Stew Train and the Conners Furniture
8. Yard Sale, Phone Fail, And a College Betrayal
9. Three Exes, Role Playing and a Waterbed
10. Spills, Pills and the Midnight Lasagna
11. Patriarchs and Goddesses
12. Hot For Teacher and Writing a Wrong
13. Sex, Lies and House Hunting
14. Triggered
15. Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation
16. Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano
17. Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations
18. The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling
19. Three Ring Circus
20. A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room...
Season 5
1. Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double2. Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
3. Driving, Dating and Deceit
4. Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
5. A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
6. Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
7. Take This Job and Shove It Twice
8. Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
9. Crumbs and Couch Surfers
10. The Dog Days of Christmas
11. Two More Years and A Stolen Rose
12. Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
13. New Pipes and Old Secrets
14. Adding Insult To Injury
15. Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
16. Hiding In and Moving Out
17. The Contra Hearings and The Midnight Gambler
18. Road Trip and Guilt Trip
19. Text Thread and The Marital Bed
20. What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
21. Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
22. The Grad Finale
Season 6
1. The Publisher Cops Show Pilot2. Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats
3. Moms and Rats
4. Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing
5. When Sisters Collide and The Return of the Grifters
6. Hanging in Dorms with Boys and The Secret Life of Men
7. Smash and Grab and Happy Death Day
8. Toilet Hacks and the Management Track