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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Episode Scripts

Season:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Season 1

1. Fags, Shags and Kebabs
2. Spunk
3. Bone with the Wind
4. Angry Wangry
5. Lard
6. Ugly Babies

Season 2

1. On the Blob
2. Bungle
3. Dirty Girls
4. Vomit
5. Crusty Curtains
6. Mo Mo and Pigsy

Season 3

1. Munch
2. Fish
3. Kangaroo
4. Beastiality
5. Hospikal
6. Dresses, Dresses, Dresses
7. Fockin Mokky Bokka
8. Jammy Dodgers
9. Dump
10. Schluballybub

Season 4

1. Corinthian Dies
2. Piggy Goes Oink
3. My Delicious Guava
4. Cuggles
5. Purgatory
6. Mate Date
7. Homeless and Horny
8. Filthy Brunching

Season 5

1. Dead
2. Nobbly Bobbly
3. Shrink
4. Ecuador
5. Potato People
6. Antlers
7. Crab
8. Fat
9. Stot or Pronk
10. Who's the Daddy?
11. BaBaBaBaBa
12. God
13. Love 83199
14. Near, Far

Season 6

1. Speedycruise!
2. Goblins
3. Mummy Cupboard
4. Cauliflower
5. Drunk
6. Croppity Crop
7. Finger Sniffing
8. War, Hurrgh!
9. Closing Time
10. When Janet Killed Jonny

Season 7

1. When Jonny Met Sharky
2. Dabdaa!
3. Homophobia is Gay
4. Dead Jonny Walking
5. Here Bums the Bride
6. Six Months Later
7. African Death Face
8. Borry

Season 8

1. Candle
2. Gazman
3. Flan Van
4. Ello Ello
5. D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
6. Val Doonican
7. You Decide
8. Keep on Running
9. The Aftermath - Part One: Waiting For Gaz
10. The Aftermath - Part Two: Sliding Gaz

Season 9

1. Nil by Muff
2. Cheese Toastie
3. Trial Schmile
4. The Gaz-Bot
5. Shagger
6. This is Your Life