Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Nigerians Don't Do Useless Things
3. A Bird May Love a Fish
4. Square Hamburger, Round Buns
5. Whacking the Mole
6. Ralph Lauren and Fish
7. Tough Like a Laundromat Washing Machine
8. Useless Potheads
9. We Were Beggars, Now We Are Choosers
10. Ice Cream for Breakfast
11. Splitting the Hairs
12. There's My Nigerians
13. The Canadians of Africa
14. Full-Frontal Dottie
15. Black Ice
16. Where's Your Other Wives, Tunde?
17. A Big, White Thumb
18. Sock Wife
19. Angry, Happy, Same Face
20. Randy's a Wrangler
Season 2
1. On a Dead Guy's Bench2. Paris Is for Lovers, Not Mothers
3. Straight Outta Lagos
4. Camp Bananas
5. Sleeping Next to an Old Boat
6. A Tight Ass is a Wonderful Thing
7. The Wrong Adebambo
8. Honest Yak Prices
9. Tunde The Boy King
10. The Cheerleader Leader
11. I Did Not Raise Him to be a Teenager
12. We Don't Rat on Family
13. A Big African Bassoon
14. A Tough Old Bird
15. TLC: Tunde's Loving Care
16. Sights and Bites
17. The Devil's Taste Buds
18. God Accepts Venmo
Season 3
1. Welcome to Lagos2. Bowango
3. Dud
4. Old Strokey
5. Greasy Badge of Honor
6. The Devil's Throuple
7. Fumble in the Dark
8. Light Duty
9. I'm Not Edsel
10. Tunde123
11. Cats in a Bathtub
12. Your Beans are Flatlining
13. One Man, No Baby
14. Every Subpoena Is a Tiny Hug
15. Compress to Impress
16. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
17. Inappropriate Nakedness
18. Greasy Underdog
19. Who Raised You
20. Wrangling a Greased Pig
21. A Little Slap and Tickle
22. Beard in Her Pulpit
Season 4
1. Touched by a Holy Hand2. Bibles to Brothels
3. Americans and Their Dreams
4. Inner Boss Bitch
5. Kicked Outta the Dele Club
6. Two Rusty Tractors
7. Your Father's Kingdom
8. Estée Lauder and Goat Meat
9. Idle Nigerians
10. An Afro and a Peugeot
11. Twerk O' Clock
12. My Successful Lawyer Son
13. Happy People Are Lazy
14. Put that Toe on Ice
15. Every Character is the Villain
16. Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock!
17. I'll Never Play Banjo Again
18. A Hundred CCs of Handsome
19. Keep That Under Your Gele
20. The Genius Who Fell Out of My Womb
21. Take Two Yellows and Go to Bed
22. Uncharted Waters of Mediocrity