Cheers Episode Scripts

Season 1

001 - Give Me a Ring Sometime002 - Sam's Women004 - The Tortelli Tort005 - Sam at Eleven007 - Coach's Daughter008 - Any Friend of Diane's013 - Friends, Romans, Accountants006 - Truce or Consequences010 - Coach Returns to Action009 - Endless Slumper003 - One for the Book012 - The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One016 - Now Pitching, Sam Malone011 - Let Me Count the Ways014 - Father Knows Last015 - The Boys in the Bar017 - Diane's Perfect Date019 - No Contest018 - Pick a Con ... Any Con020 - Someone Single, Someone Blue021 - Showdown (1)022 - Showdown (2)

Season 2

023 - Power Play025 - Little Sister Don't Cha027 - Personal Business024 - Homicidal Ham028 - Sumner's Return029 - Affairs of the Heart032 - Old Flames026 - Manager Coach031 - They Called Me Mayday033 - How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Call You Back037 - Just Three Friends030 - Where There's a Will034 - Battle of the Exes036 - No Help Wanted035 - And Coachie Makes Three040 - Cliff's Rocky Moment039 - Fortune and Men's Weight038 - Snow Job041 - Coach Buries a Grudge042 - Norman's Conquest043 - I'll Be Seeing You (1)044 - I'll Be Seeing You (2)

Season 3

045 - Rebound (1)046 - Rebound (2)051 - I Call Your Name056 - Fairy Tales Can Come True048 - Sam Turns the Other Cheek049 - Coach in Love (1)050 - Coach in Love (2)052 - Diane Meets Mom047 - An American Family055 - Diane's Allergy054 - Peterson Crusoe053 - A Ditch in Time057 - Whodunit?058 - The Heart is a Lonely Snipe Hunter061 - King of the Hill062 - Teacher's Pet064 - The Mail Goes to Jail066 - Behind Every Great Man065 - If Ever I Would Leave You067 - The Executive's Executioner063 - Bar Bet059 - Cheerio, Cheers068 - The Bartender's Tale069 - The Belles of St. Clete's060 - Rescue Me

Season 4

070 - Birth, Death, Love and Rice072 - Woody Goes Belly Up075 - Someday My Prince Will Come071 - The Groom Wore Clearasil078 - Diane's Nightmare073 - I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday074 - 2 Good 2 Be 4 Real076 - Love Thy Neighbor079 - From Beer to Eternity077 - The Barstoolie080 - Don Juan is Hell081 - Fools and Their Money086 - Take My Shirt, Please082 - Suspicion083 - The Triangle085 - Cliffie's Big Score084 - Second Time Around087 - The Peterson Principle088 - Dark Imaginings089 - Save the Last Dance For Me090 - Fear is My Co-Pilot091 - Diane Chambers Day095 - Relief Bartender092 - Strange Bedfellows (1)093 - Strange Bedfellows (2)094 - Strange Bedfellows (3)

Season 5

096 - The Proposal098 - The Cape Cad097 - Money Dearest102 - Abnormal Psychology100 - House of Horrors With Formal Dining and Used Brick099 - Tan N' Wash106 - Young Dr. Weinstein103 - Knights of the Scimitar107 - Thanksgiving Orphans108 - Everyone Imitates Art101 - The Book of Samuel110 - Dance, Diane, Dance111 - Chambers vs Malone112 - Diamond Sam109 - Spellbound104 - Never Love a Goalie (1)105 - Never Love a Goalie (2)115 - One Last Fling113 - Dog Bites Cliff114 - Dinner at Eight-ish117 - Simon Says116 - The Godfather, Part III118 - Norm's First Hurrah119 - Cheers: the Motion Picture120 - A House is Not a Home121 - I Do and Adieu

Season 6

122 - Home is the Sailor125 - 'I' on Sports126 - Little Carla, Happy at Last (1)127 - Little Carla, Happy at Last (2)123 - The Crane Mutiny128 - Paint Your Office132 - The Last Angry Mailman131 - Bidding on the Boys129 - Pudd'nhead Boyd133 - A Kiss is Still a Kiss124 - My Fair Clavin136 - Christmas Cheers134 - Woody For Hire, Meets Norman of the Apes135 - And God Created Woodman137 - Tale of Two Cuties138 - Yacht of Fools139 - To All the Girls I've Loved Before140 - Let Sleeping Drakes Lie130 - Airport V141 - The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit144 - Our Hourly Bread143 - Slumber Party MassacreN/A - Bar Wars142 - The Big Kiss-Off145 - Backseat Becky, Up Front

Season 7

148 - How to Recede in Business146 - Swear to God149 - Executive Sweet (1)155 - One Happy Chappy in a Sappy Serape (2)150 - Those Lips, Those Ice147 - Norm, is That You?158 - How to Win Friends and Electrocute People153 - Jumping Jerks152 - Send in the Crane154 - Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back159 - Adventures in Housesitting161 - Please Mr. Postman160 - Golden Boyd157 - I Kid You Not162 - Don't Paint Your Chickens163 - The Cranemakers156 - Hot Rocks164 - What's Up, Doc?165 - The Gift of the Woody166 - Call Me Irresponsible168 - Sisterly Love167 - The Visiting Lecher

Season 8

170 - The Improbable Dream (1)171 - The Improbable Dream (2)172 - A Bar is Born174 - How to Marry a Mailman175 - The Two Faces of Norm173 - The Stork Brings a Crane177 - Death Takes a Holiday on Ice179 - For Real Men Only169 - Two Girls for Every Boyd176 - The Art of the Steal181 - Feeble Attraction178 - Sam Ahoy182 - Sammy and the Professor184 - What is... Cliff Clavin?180 - Finally! (1)187 - Finally! (2)183 - Woody or Won't He188 - Severe Crane Damage185 - Indoor Fun With Sammy and Robby186 - 50-50 Carla189 - Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh191 - Loverboyd192 - The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec190 - Mr. Otis Regrets193 - Cry Hard (1)194 - Cry Harder (2)

Season 9

196 - Love is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing195 - Cheers Fouls Out197 - Rebecca Redux198 - Where Nobody Knows Your Name199 - Ma Always Liked You Best201 - Grease207 - Breaking in is Hard to Do202 - Cheers 200th Anniversary Special (1)203 - Cheers 200th Anniversary Special (2)200 - Bad Neighbor Sam204 - Veggie-Boyd205 - Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure208 - Woody Interruptus206 - Honor Thy Mother209 - Achilles Hill210 - The Days of Wine and Neuroses (1)211 - Wedding Bell Blues (2)212 - I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking it in Your Face214 - Sam Time Next Year213 - Crash of the Titans215 - It's a Wonderful Wife216 - Cheers Has Chili218 - Carla Loves Clavin217 - Pitch It Again, Sam219 - Rat Girl

Season 10

222 - Baby Balk223 - Get Your Kicks on Route 666225 - Madame LaCarla229 - The Norm Who Came in from the Cold227 - Ma's Little Maggie224 - Unplanned Parenthood230 - Bar Wars V: the Final Judgement226 - Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?231 - Head Over Hill228 - A Fine French Whine232 - I'm Okay, You're Defective233 - Go Mate234 - Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist235 - No Rest For the Woody237 - My Son, the Father236 - One Hugs, the Other Doesn't238 - A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff239 - License to Hill240 - Rich Man, Wood Man241 - Smotherly Love242 - Take Me Out of the Ball Game244 - Rebecca's Lover... Not245 - Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real243 - Heeeeeere's... Cliffy!246 - An Old-Fashioned Wedding (1)

Season 11

250 - The Little Match Girl251 - The Beer is Always Greener248 - The King of Beers249 - The Magnificent Six254 - Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman252 - Teaching with the Enemy (1)253 - The Girl in the Plastic Bubble (2)256 - Ill-Gotten Gaines255 - Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa257 - Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl258 - Love Me, Love My Car259 - Sunday Dinner260 - Norm's Big Audit261 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar262 - Loathe and Marriage263 - Is There a Doctor in the Howe? (1)264 - The Bar Manager, The Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover (2)265 - The Last Picture Show267 - Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey269 - Look Before You Sleep270 - Woody Gets an Election272 - It's Lonely on the Top268 - Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses (1)271 - Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses (2)266 - The Guy Can't Help It
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